Latest offer: Ltd company with a turnover of up to £60,000
(VAT registered) employing 1 person (director)

Cost: £434 per year

How much do you pay your current accountant?
Included in the fee:
  • Company Tax Return sent to HMRC
  • Accounts sent to Companies House
  • Payroll (monthly payslips, P60, P35 etc.)
  • Annual Return sent to Companies House (Companies House fee included)
  • VAT Returns
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Do you want to be a great footballer?

Do you want to REALLY improve as a footballer?

Do you want to be the first to a ball? Or to intercept a ball when it was passed to one of your opponents?

Do you want to have enough stamina and speed to close down your opponent when he is running with a ball at you? Or to shutter down completely your direct opponent when marking him?

Do you want to be the best in your team or a league?

Well, you will have to pay me for it. How much is it going to cost you? £20 per 1,5 hour session, at least twice a week, so a minimum weekly payment you must afford will be £40.

Why do you have to pay me to watch you running when you can run without paying me?
Well, your past proves that you are unable to do it on your own.

Your life proves that you may try (everything included! sport, study, etc), say for 3 weeks or 3 months, and then you will give up, so improving for 3 months, and then screwing up everything because you are lazy, and prefer sitting on a sofa in warm and watching TV.
So basically what I am trying to avoid is to assist you, helping you improve, and then you realize that improving is hard, very demanding physically and mentally, a long process, and then you give up, wasting my time.
Improvement is not going to happen in the next 2 days, it is not a stroll in a park, and you are done. Nope, you are a long way from where you want to be.


Professional footballers are worth every and each penny they earn,

and they should be paid even more!


Where will you be required to come?

Training will take place in Ealing Common at 7.30 p.m. (Tuesday, Thursday)


Steps to follow:

  • pay the money into club's account (at least £20)
  • send to me an e-mail to inform me of the payment made
  • come to an agreed training session (Tuesday or Thursday at the beginning), and do what I say you to do (mostly running!)

Things to avoid:

  • arguing with me
  • being late

Do you still need me? Yes!

Are you going to train, really hard for a long time without me? Nope!

BTW: I am Polish, and if you think that you know better because you can speak better English than me, well, you are wrong, and please do not contact me!

It is not an offer to be discussed, take it or leave it.

Anyway, you do not realize it yet, but you helped me already!


Bank details:

Bank: HSBC
Oscar Football Club Ltd
Sort-code: 40-02-26
Account: 62561832
When paying by a transfer please use your surname as a reference

Contact

E-mail: info@oscarfc.com
Please use the above e-mail address after you made the payment only.

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